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Friday, June 16, 2006

What Do The Planets Mean?

I was outside last night watching Marianne water the tomatoes when I remembered that Mercury would be visible just after sunset until the 20th of June. It's supposed to be low in the west north-west about an outstretched fist distance above the horizon, but unfortunately, the neighbours house and trees blocked my view. Maybe I'll drive out in to the country a bit to try to get an unobstrucked view tonight. Saturn and Mars are in the same general vicinity, so it's a good time to catch a couple of planets at once, without having to look too hard for them.

We've been singing 'Solar System' to Lola for the past few months if my compulsion to observe Mercury in this brief period of opportunity needs any explaining. It's off of the Beach Boys early seventies album, "The Beach Boys Love You" and I'm pretty sure that Brian Wilson wrote it as a bedtime song for his kids, which is probably why Lola seems to like it so much. The lyrics have that enthusiastic,naïve, somewhat rambling but charming style Wilson's songs have when he's not working with a another lyricist. Here they are, from memory:

What do the Planets mean?
And have you ever seen
Sunrise in the morn,
It shone when you were born.

Saturn has rings all arrrround it,
I searched the sky and I foouunnd it.
Soooolar Syyyystem
Briiiings Us Wiiiisdom.

(Doo de doo doo doo doo)

Then there's the Milky Way,
That's where the Angels play,
You've seen the Lovers Moon,
Looks good in the month of June.

Neptune is god of the see-eaa.
Pluto is too far to see-eee.
Soooolar Syyyystem
Briiiings Us Wiiiisdom.

(Doo de doo doo doo doo)

(Tempo gets temporily more jaunty) The Con-stel-la-tions are stars that form animals
Leo and Capricorn too.
Staaarr- lightt...Staaarr- bright
Make - my wish - come true - tonight!

(Doo de doo doo doo doo)

If Mars had life on it,
I might find my wife on it!
Venus the Godddess of Love,
Will thank all the stars above

Mercury's close to the Suu-uuun.
You'll see it when day is dooo-oone.
Soooolar Syyyystem
Briiiings Us Wiiiisdom.

Soooolar Syyyystem
Briiiings Us Wiiiisdom.

Soooolar Syyyystem
Briiiings Us Wiiiisdom. (Repeat for as long as you want)

It's kind of nonsense poetry that a half-asleep slightly jibbering Dad would think up in a desperate attempt to lull a baby asleep: "Okay, what should I sing about?Well, I've been getting kind of interested in the Solar System lately, that could be cool, and she'll learn about the planets and stuff. Why am I so interested in them anyway? What do the planets mean? Well let's start at the first planet, The Sun, Okay. Okay, so the Sun isn't exactly a planet, who cares, Just keep the words going, don't think about them too much. The Sun was shining when she was born, I can't forget that; I used my telescope a couple of weeks ago to see Saturn, and I actually saw the rings! Cool! So much to learn from the planets! is she falling asleep yet Nope. I always like looking at the Milky Way, and I showed you the Lover's Moon the other night. So beautiful. Okay, Neptune, God of the sea, that's easy, and Pluto, is too far to see! Clever, Clever! Wope! She's getting losing interest, starting to
cry again; better liven it up a bit, the tempos kind of dragging, let's change it up. She likes animals. The constellations look like animals! Okay, so the constellations don't technically have anything to do with the Solar System, they do in this song!. Plus I mentioned the Milky Way earlier, which isn't really in the Solar System, but at least the Solar System is in the Milky Way. Oh gawd, what should I say about Mars? Obvious! It it has life on it! What rhymes with life? Wife! That's pretty funny! But I love my wife, I don't want it to seem like she's some alien being. Quick, think of something about how much I love my wife. Of
course; Venus! Perfect! But my love is even bigger than me being thankful to Venus.. How big is my love... So big that Venus is thankful to all the Stars! Mercury's up now too, I'll mention that. Oh! She's asleep, I should probably wrap it up. I forgot to mention Jupiter and the Earth, but what can you do..."

Starts with sunrise and his baby being born and ends with a verse about how much he loves he wife and seeing Mercury at the end of the day. No wonder I've been singing it so much; this is a song about the past nine months of my life!


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Monday, June 05, 2006

They couldn't be anything else

At lunch the other day I happened to catch the tail end of a CBC Newsworld story about a community in Saskatechewan that had recently become a hotbed for UFO activity. Stories about particular region of the country experiencing a rash of UFO sightings seem to hit the national news every few years or so, which I think has more to do with the fact that they make good news 'filler' more than actually being indicative of a spike in UFO reports for that region. I'm probably what could be classified as a 'believer' when it comes down to it, but I'm a much crankier believer today than I was six years ago or so, and one of the main things that lead to my increased skepticism about the phenomena was that many of the more impressive sounding stories tend not to hold up even under even the most superficial of scrutiny (which is all that I'm really capable of). A news item from a talk radio station claims that over three-quarters of the population had seen "the discs spinning and the lights". Who came up with with this estimated number of witnesses? Did someone survey the whole town? (unlikely). Or did someone just speculate that probably three-quarters of the population must have seen it and this was transcribed as news?(more likely) .The CBC estimate is less specific: "many other people on the reserve have seen strange lights and have told her their stories."

If the nightwatchman's story is representative, then the average story may not be that great. His comments: "They were UFOs," and "They couldn't be anything else" makes it pretty obvious that he doesn't have to be encouraged to jump to conclusions and his descripition seems elaborated upon to make what he saw sound more impressive than it may have been: "It was just like you could see the windows turning one way and the ship." Describing windows, or at least something just like window sand calling it a 'ship' makes it seem that there was a pretty good chance that he was really hoping that what we was seeing would turn out to be a spaceship and was straining to some feature that might confirm his hopes. Not the most unbiased witness. One basic rule of UFO investigation that I remember reading about (yes, I've read a book about the topic, no laughing) is that there should be a minimum of two witnessess in different locations for the same event. If out of three-quarters of the town you're only able to get one account by a single witness and even the most minimal amount of reading between the lines can reveal a tendency to jump to conclusions and exagerate, then it seems to me that the entire story should be viewed as suspect, unless multiple and better witnesses can be produced.

A similar rash of sightings occurred in Fort Resolution in the North West Territories in 1996 and I remember it being covered by 'As It Happens' (the same CBC radio show that covered the Saskatechewan sightings) . Apparently, many people had seen the 'strange lights', including people in the next town who saw the lights hovering over Fort Resolution,and the government sent up some sort of official to videotape them. The story stuck with me for a long time, because a. The CBC was covering it so it must have some basis in truth and b. The details seemed so specific and convincing that there must be lots of eyewitness accounts. Once I got access to the internet in the the late nineties I started to read everything that I could find about this sighting on the web, and there was quite a lot, but the more I read, the more those astounding details evaporated into vagueness. Given the number of witnesses, and the duration of the sightings, I would have thought there would have been many very good testimonies. There was a quite a long witness account, but even though I was more than ready to 'believe' what I read made me realise that I'd have to be an idiot to continue to uncritically accept the stories at face value: "Wentzell mounted his Bombardier snowmobile, intent on going out on the ice to investigate. However, when he turned the ignition key, the snowmobile's engine refused to start. The battery had mysteriously lost all of its electrical power. Only when it was replaced with a new battery was the Bombardier able to start. " (Elsewhere in the account I'm pretty sure that the witness himself stated that snowmobiles are very unreliable) . The witness' attempt to make a link between a dead battery and the UFO was a ridiculously unecessary stretch, and coupled with the fact that he later described the UFO as being in low the eastern part of the sky, where there "normally isn't any bright star" sealed it. (Anybody with even the most basic knowledge of the sky (me) knows that at the time of the year Venus is clearly visible in the eastern sky, and is very, very bright.) Again, if this was the best witness they could get,either they weren't trying very hard or there weren’t any good witnesses. I've come to find that this kind of overblown report is representative of the majority of reports, not the exception, which made me really unhappy for a while, because, like I said, I'm a believer, and I really want some evidence to back me up.

I suppose that it's kind of pointless to rant against news sources just for picking up and propogating these stories uncritically because it’s an approach that dominates a whole subset of 'sort-of-not-really-news' and isn't isolated to the topic of UFOs. I guess I just expect more from the CBC. In their defense, it's obvious that a lot of people have some powerful motivating force to accept any evidence that makes them appear more plausible and believable and perhaps they picked up the story because of the that strange mythic quality that makes normally sane people go, "You know what I always wondered about whether UFO's were real or not. Maybe they are!"* Or perhaps it was only intended as a joke, and the CBC thought it would make a light piece that smart people would laugh about, and a only a few dummies would take seriously. I mean really! UFOs?! There was an earthquake that killed 6,000 people the other day and narrowly averted terrorist attack! Shouldn't you have more important things on your mind?

*And makes some people have no problem spending more than an hour writing a blog entry about it because they feel that insubstantial news items about the topic might somehow hurt the public's perception and more valuable attempts to figure out the 'real truth'


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